The patronising guide to kiwi politics.
Frankly, politics for most people is boring. That's because most people, like you, are stupid and uninformed. That's why we need to tell you what to do. Throughout this site we will assume that you are incapable of informed thought and decision making, and we will throw in some try hard young-people's language. So get loose and get ready to be treated like a three year old!
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Cliché has several sections for you to enjoy. Come and visit SLOB, our tertiary student's page, FAQ-U, our Frequently Asked Questions, and Agony of Choice, our list of registered New Zealand political parties. Follow the adventures of Tokeman.